I suppose, yes you certainly do. Well, obviously that is something I would have to discuss with Stefan first…but, I’ll get back to you on that.
Stefan huh? Gotta keep an eye out for him. You can keep an eye out for me too, sexy. I’ll be around.
Seee, exactly. My face is far too gorgeous to be chewed on by a crazed zombie. That’s a fair assumption, money would lose it’s value. Well, I guess I know where to go to then, should a zombie outbreak ever occur. I mean, I would have to bring my boyfriend with me, because obviously I would have to save him. I guess that means you would have to take on the two of us at once.
Well obviously. But hey, if he’s half as hot as you, which he has to be, I don’t mind him tagging along. I can take the both of you in. Literally.
Yeah, some guy was eating this other guys face off, and like he would not stop eating the guys face even after the cop started shooting him. Crazy shit. I mean, they are saying it’s probably from that new drug, bath salts…but I don’t know. Apparently there was another case where this woman ate her baby. Umm, I am rather fond of my face? I’d rather it not be eaten off? So…that’s how it works? Are you saying you would protect me if I had sex with you?
Okay…well when you put it that way. I’m pretty fond of your face too, I guess I would hate to see it get eaten. But yeah, I mean if the world goes to shit, money isn’t going to hold much value, is it? I have a safe house that I’d be willing to share with a few people in return for something.
Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Amy. Well, it’s going? Nothing too exciting going on over on my end, reading about this supposed zombie outbreak in Florida, kind of giving me the creeps. You?
A zombie outbreak in Florida? Guess I’m moving to Florida. Why would you be creeped out? All you have to do is offer up yourself for sex in return and tons of people will protect you. I will….